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    Gnomen ov Tropicana [kvlt]
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lyrics

Gnomen ov Tropicana [kvlt]
Vievät kookoksemme puusta
They take coconuts from our trees
Kaatavat veden maahan
They pour their water in the ground
Maalaavat kuoret punaiseksi
They paint the shells red
Jotta ne näyttäisivät tonttujen palloilta!
So that they would look like gnomes’ balls!
Ottavat ananaksemme
They take our pineapples
Tekevät niillä vastenmielisiä asioita
Do appalling things with them
Joista tuntuvat nauttivan
Of which they seem to take pleasure of
Ihan vain tontuttaakseen meitä!
Just to gnomify us!
Painavat banaanimme maahan
They press our bananas to the ground
Muodostavat niistä kuviona
To form a pattern
Pahaenteisen tonttugrammin!
Of the most notorious gnomegram out of them!
Eikö millään ole enää väliä?!
Doesn’t anything matter anymore?
Koeta tässä nyt sitten nauttia mistään
Try to enjoy anything
Auringosta tai palmuista
The sun or the palms
Drinkistä kaikilla herkuilla
Drinks with the works
Rytmimusiikista
Rhythm music
Kun jäätävä tonttunaado pilaa jokaisen päivän!
When the freezing gnomenado ruins every single day!
Pitäis tehdä niistä lista
Should make a list out of those
Jotka ei nauti tropiikista
Who do not enjoy of tropic
Tontut! Tontut! Tontut! Tontut!
Gnomes! Gnomes! Gnomes! Gnomes!
Saatanan tontut
Darn gnomes!
Tuovat tuhoa
They bring destruction
Tuovat tuskaa
they bring pain
Koko lajiamme uhkaa!
They threaten our whole species!
Perkeleen tontut
Darn gnomes!
Tuovat kuolemaa
They bring death
Tuovat uhkaa
they bring menace
Koko maailmaamme uhkaa!
They threaten our whole world!
Eläinten raatoja
Animal carcasses
Meidän uimarannoille!
On our beaches!
Haisevaa levää
Stinking seaweed
Meidän uimarannoille!
On our beaches!
Ja itse vielä kekkuloivat liian pienissä uimahousuissaan!
And they dare to prance around in their far too small swimming trunks!
Vielä me niille näytämme, sen me kyllä vannomme!
We solemny swear that we will show them!

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from Tomte J​ä​vel!, released October 18, 2020

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