TomteTåg (Tut Tut​-​a​-​c’mon​!​)

from Tomte Jävel! by Padre Psy-Con Antitomtesson feat. TFG (TONTTU)

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TomteTåg (Tut Tut-a-c’mon!) / GnomeTrain (Tut Tut-a-c’mon!)
Kerran tontut rakensivat jo pyramiditkin
As gnomes were the ones to build the pyramids
Mikä homma niille olisi nyt ollut rakentaa rautatietkin?
Do you really think it would have been hard for them to build the railways?
Vahvaa historiallista todistusta - todisteita, joita ei voi kieltää!
Strong historical testification - the evidence that no one can deny!
Gnome railways!
Mutta minä tiedän vieläkin enemmän
But I do know even more
Onhan se nyt ilmiselvää, että junillahan ne kivipaadet
It is painfully obvious that the megaliths for those
Niihin ylisuuriin tonttuhattuihin raahattiin!
oversized gnomes’ hats were dragged in by trains!
Älkää kieltäkö historiallista totuutta
Do not try to deny the historical truth
Tietoa ikiaikaisesta tonttujen ylivallasta!
Knowledge about the supremacy of gnomes?
Ja mainitsiko joku Stonehengen… Vai Gnomehengen?!
And did someone just mention the Stonehenge… or the Gnomehenge?!
Kumpi olikaan ensin rautatiet vai pyramidit?
Which one was first again, the railways or the pyramids?
Siinä kysymyksessä piilee tonttujen enigma!
In that question lies the enigma of gnomes!
Mutta onko sen nyt väliä, sillä eipä niillä oikeastaan muuta
But does it really matter in the end as there is no other agenda for them
Kuin loputon halu tappaa meidät kaikki
Than the bottomless urge to kill us all.
Kiskoille vaan koko ihmiskunta ja hellurei!
Onto the rails with the whole human species and tadaa!
Kuolema kiskoilla, laukut junaradalla!
Death on railways, bags on railroad tracks!
Kuolema kiskoilla, keho ihmismuusina!
Death on railways, body as human mash!
Nu ska man börja hata tåg som styrs av tomtar!
Now we are gonna hate trains that are being operated by gnomes!
TUT TUT! Choo-Choo!
Hiiteen koko tonttujuna: Minä ainakin aion ajaa vain ja ainoastaan citymaasturilla!
To hell with the gnome train: I, for one, am going to travel exclusively by SUV!


from Tomte Jävel!, released October 18, 2020




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